Topless Mayan Calendar 2012 (Buy)
This topless version of the Mayan calendar is sure to get your heart racing, just before it is torn from your chest & offered to the gods by a Mayan priest. Includes sizzling shots of barely legal virgins in swimwear just before they’re ritually sacrificed to help appease Acan’s wrath and promise a fruitful harvest. 

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